FUCK YEAH JOHN MCLAY

Phil asked me to write a paragraph on tricks… then something outrageous happened!! 


A paragraph on tricks you say? 
I will not be writing that today! 
A poetic biography shall be grand! 
Before you, naked, I shall stand! 

Twas’ the year of two-oh-oh-five, 
At many gay bars did I jive! 
I met a man who lived on a boat, 
His name was Scott, a.k.a. ‘The Goat!’ 

Scott Skelton was the man’s full name, 
A yachtsman, a skill which naturally came! 
Together, did the two of us join, 
To sell our services: “Booty for Coin!” 

We got it on for 40 days, 
We got in on in so many ways! 
Intergalactic chicken amoeba, 
Scott has always loved Justin Biebar! 

After Scott brawled a burley chicken, 
The man fostered a love for kickin’! 
“BACKSIDE 9” He screamed at his brother, 
Before kicking off, the head of his mother! 

Needless to say, I was sold! 
Kicking heads off…never gets old! 
2 outrageous men with 1 enchilada, 
Went in rambunctious search of Steve Terada! 

2 men given to great perversion, 
Begun a flamboyant team, named Inversion! 
Fighting: fat men, whales and armada, 
They finally killed Steve Terada! 

And so 2 men took the name, 
And became the greatest in the kicking game! 
Team Steve Terada says “You better watch out!” 
Cheat 9 motherfuckers, is what we’re about!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 

SUPREME VICTORY, we were on the cusp, 
Soon after, we met Sarah Musk! 
A woman who loves lawn bowls, 
AND BEATING GUYS WITH STICKS AND POLES! 

She’s great and REALLY loves the lawls, 
The Musky Van, IS HOW SHE ROLLS! 
She’s attractive, sweet and her blonde hair swishes, 
LOL JUST KIDDING, GO DO THE DISHES!!!!!!! 

Our team was kicking ass by then, 
Why’d I write ass, then rhyme with men? 
Where am I going? I forgot… 
OMG…HELLO SCOTT!! 

In the Republic of Congo, we met Phil! 
Play the bongo, oh he will! 
A sister handy? Phil’s your man! 
And TKD Andy, is his biggest fan!! 

$1000 transaction at the bank! 
Phil bought a giant water-tank! 
Phil told us all in very loud whispers, 
That’s where he’ll keep his 300 sisters!! 

Head cancer, to Phil, is not so dear, 
Unlike his wife…from Korea! 
Aside from “AIDS”, we say to Phil, 
Your father-in-law…is Kim Jong-Il! 

I met a Korean man one day, 
While KEGGING! LOVE IT…I just may! 
Removing my pants I said to him, 
“You’re man of buttney, Jongtae Kim!” 

Naked in the desert of Nevada, 
Jongtae’s the next member of Team Terada! 
It’s so hot, my cool got its melt-on, 
PUT SOME PANTS ON SCOTTY SKELTON! 

4 men and a woman, of the dance, 
Guys can’t groove and Musk wears the pants! 
Silly, flamboyant, with uncut locks, 
A team who knows they love low-blocks! 

So what’s tricking hey? Let me say, 
Skelton, Musk, Kim, Gibbs, Mclay! 
Fun, love and life in our acrobatic way! 
Listen up gurl, it’s the beenz today!!! 






I LOVE MAI TEEM!!!!!! <3 <3 <3!!!!